Finding Former Flings
Gents, still searching for that sensual sinkhole of sexual satisfaction that took you to the moon, then ditched ya? She’s probably canoodling with Venusians or manhandling Martians while you’re stuck on Luna kicking rocks and humping craters. Don’t bother waiting around for her; the bird has flown the coop and she’s not comin’ back.
Ladies, [...]
Finding Marriage Records
Before you walk down the aisle with any Tom, Dick or Harriet, it’s probably a good idea - no, a great idea - to make sure they’re not married, or even very recently divorced. As you may or may not know, chronic divorcees comprise a significant portion of the marrying population. That stunning blonde you’ve [...]
Finding Your Soulmate
Everybody has a soulmate… right?
At least that’s what we’re told from the day we can process information. If it’s not our parents telling us, it’s society, or commercials, movies, and media filling our heads with the nonsense. Even childhood fairy tales prepare us for a life of constant striving for Mr. or Mrs. Right. [...]